I could not tell you the last time I met or would even recognize a former student from Magnolia ISD.....And even there, many of them are getting " Long in the tooth." Heck, I know a few of Magnolia "kids" I taught have now retired.......( Yeah, ole Kerry Don is getting old.) One young lady I taught finished Sam Houston in 3 1/2 years, went to the rich folks elementary in the Magnolia ISD in The Woodlands and taught 1st grade for years. She got her Master's at Prairie View( Everyone in Magnolia, Tomball got their Master's at Prairie View, white, black, Latino from PVAM. Look at the map. There is a highway runs right from Magnolia and comes out at the entrance to PVAM and Prairie View actively recruited teachers from that area. Shortly after I left both the school district and the university got some sort of a grant program and their master's for local teachers were basically free. Wish I would have stayed. ) She retired 5 years ago.
-But as always, I digress.
Here is the deal on this blog......
Unless you are family, or I have taught you, please, do not ask me to perform a wedding......
In the last few months I performed a marriage that lasted all of 3 months. And the bride sent out a group text telling everyone to " save the decorations" for her " next wedding." As they had already filed for divorce.
This wedding was a favor for a person from Jasper County I had taught. The couple marrying were from Angelina County and spent , well, spent family's money, of around, $18,000...I did it because they wanted the clergy to wear a gown, and my denomination is trying to get us to wear one for formal events. I have the Geneva Gown and stoles of several different colors.....White of course for weddings.....And as a favor for the Buna person.
Spent that kind of money, was a complicated wedding, long rehearsal, long drive, spent all that money, and the minister didn't even get a thank you.
And for Buna people, I am glad to do it for gratis. I still believe in the institution of marriage. I think people should marry, and I won't preach a sermon, but I feel it is Biblical. We won't talk about someone near and dear to my heart who used a " Pampers Theory" on relationships....
Then, I was asked by a non-Southern Jasper County couple to perform a " Commitment Ceremony."
Seems, they were Polygamous, and wanted to " add" another female to the relationship. Bisexual so she would be with both the original bride and the husband.
Nope.....Nope......Nope.....
I am trying to stay out of Hell now.
And yes, I believe there is a Heaven and a Hell.
And I was offered $1000 for a short ceremony....That still gets a plane ticket to England.
Nope......
By the way, I am not ordained in the Presbyterian Church (USA).....They are the bunch that are having to tell their clergy not to be in poly relationships.......Have to tell clergy NOT What the???........Again, that is not my denomination. And we may talk about the Southern Baptists and women clergy at another point.....And why the SBC runs from sexual abuse by clergy....But that is for another day....You must remember I am an alumni of a SBC seminary and still have an interest in what the Baptists are doing.
So, if you ask me to " do a wedding" for you, I am going to ask questions, and if this is marriage number 5-6 it is going to be a no, if it is a second one, well, we all make mistakes. And some people marry folks, well, their spouse can't keep their pants up around other people. And do not know that until it is too late....