As many of you know, I went out of town last week. A combo of business and well, road trip. Our first real trip in " Ruby the Subie."
Yes, I have a blue dog plastic 2 inch trinket named " Ralph" on the dashboard for luck. From the old days in which " Chester" Taucer and the rest of the UIL Current Events Team put " Good Luck trinkets on their desk during the contest. I figured, it worked for them, why not for me. ( Ohhhhhhh Alien.......Chester had an Alien.....I found a 1 inch plastic "Jesus" I may put with Ralph on the dash I found on Amazon....I may need to be careful, I also found one of Protestant Reformer Martin Luther....... He might need to go on the Toaster's dash. )
I digress......
As we came home Friday after dark, I noticed in Kirbyville that on their " High Street" that's downtown in British speak, they had their Christmas lights up on their telephone poles. And because we were hungry and were looking for someplace in Buna not too busy to grab a mouthful to eat....Fausto's, they were hanging out the door, and well, we didn't want Mexican, or nasty Sonic( They're all nasty IMO), We are not really paying attention on 96, we turn down South Hwy 62 hoping for something in M-Ville, and THERE THEY WERE!
BUNA'S XMAS DECORATIONS, LIT UP IN ALL THEIR GLORY ON THE TELEPHONE POLES!
This photo was waiting for me when I get home from a former student.....And the thing is, she's an absolute sweetheart. And if she sees it.....
As many of you know, my wife was nicknamed by the Class of 2006 AP Gov/Eco class....St. Debbie....Debbie the Good.
If you meet her you will wonder if the "sweetness" that she acts, like is just that....An Act......It is not....In another time period such as the 1800s, she would have been a spinster, an old maid missionary to China. Like Lottie Moon for you Southern Baptists....
Instead in the late 1900s, she wound up with....The ole Govteach. And yes, " I am what I am...." Who else would be crazy enough to write a blog in which it pretty much him against well, a lot of stuff. Primarily a school district that is presently a damn mess....And many mornings I am sure she gets up wondering, " What lunacy is going to occur today at the Compound?"
Quick story I have never told.
My wife never had a boyfriend....Before me. She had dates, but never a serious boyfriend. She literally asked me out after a Lamar football game( We were both in the marching band).....She was a Freshman, I was a Senior. My parents, before they met her, worried I was dating some " little girl" until they met her and she is one of those people who was " born old." In many ways, she is more mature than me...In many ways, I am still 12 years old. ( Pay attention to the 12 year old part, it will come into play.)
That said, in certain ways, she is somewhat naive.
I worried about that when we married.......
Until on our honeymoon, I step out one morning, I can't remember if it was for a newspaper, or doughnuts, or just what, and when I went back to the hotel room, I walked and she was sitting on the bed in a button down shirt looking like she was waiting for 007 James Bond....or even someone cooler, Steve McQueen..... All I could think was..."Wow, look at the babe I married, she's looking like a Bond girl"......It was at the point I realized, I got nothing to worry about....
So, Govteach, Kerry, Kerry Don, Mr. Thomas.....Where we going here?
As we turn down 62, I point out the gift box not telling her what most people think it looks like........And in typical St. Debbie fashion, she says....Nothing.....
" She knows."
I've never really talked with her about the gift box and that it looks like Mama got a " special gift" this year, a gift in which she may have slipped away from the rest of the family , locked the door to the master-bedroom, and is not seen for the next hour. Only to emerge when the kids wonder out loud..." Where's Mom?"
And she doesn't read the blog....On purpose, afraid someone will ask her about some lunacy I may have written..... It wasn't until after we married she didn't know how scary I can get, and did onetime with a person I perceived as a threat.( I did grow up in 1970s Vidor)
There are only what, 4-5-6 of the " Cock in the Box" gift boxes in town. I know the first year I was teaching in Buna I noticed them and said nothing, I thought it was just 12 year old Kerry coming out. It was the second year I was there and I overheard a couple of senior boys laughing about it. And I asked a male longtime Bunaite faculty member if I was seeing something, to which they replied, " No, every male over the age of 10 sees it too."
And now, I get to use it for material every holiday season....
For years I have talked up Buna. ( Not so much in recent years) About how great the school district was, we were turning out kids as good,just as smart, just as prepared, if not better than the rest of the area.
And many of these people come from Mid-County, The Groves, Bridge City, up Hwy 62 towards the lakes.
You know good and well that these people think, why does Buna continue to hang a pecker in a box, complete with a nut-sack on their telephone poles?
I'll get ugly messages about costs, and " You should buy new ones." and the " work involved in hanging them up."
And the majority of the decorations are Christmasy.
But those 4-5-6 .......Well, keep giving me material Buna......Keep giving me material.....