Now I am Serious Now....You Stop This!

I don't know who signed me up for this. Or why I am listed as an event for this......But whoever did this stop.

I am signed up for 2018 Jingle Bell Run...in the Woodlands. Allegedly.

I ain't going.

I don't run. Except two reasons.

1. I am about to miss a meal.

2. Someone or something is after me.

And according to the Good News Version of the Bible....

Psalms 28:1- The wicked run when no one is chasing them