Sunday, December 8, 2024

Okay Former Students, I'll Bite

 So, had a student admit she cheated on a test....

Like I did not know most of the time you were cheating. Fail every other test, then ace this one? 

Come on, do you really think I'm that stupid? 

Trouble is, I fail everyone who cheats, where does this leave us? 30 kids graduating? Trust me, I'd have to find another job. 

So, I had to look the other way, and well, I wasn't thrilled by it, but I played the game. 

And it was a game I had to live with to keep a job. 

I already was performing Old Testament miracles for some of you to graduate.....I don't think Jesus himself performed as many miracles as I did at Buna during his 3 years as described in the Gospels. 

Do you really understand how bad you had to " Fuck up" to not graduate? 

And that's a cross I have to live with. And may at judgement day have to answer for it, I'm not sure, but probably will. 

But, here you are 20+ years later making a confession?  Or want to be cute or funny?

Want to confess now? 

Remittuntur tibi peccata tua......

I forgive you, and in truth, at this point, what can I do about it? And to quote that great American philosopher, Alfred E. Neuman.  " What, me worry? "

I've got much bigger concerns in my life now.....And you should too.....





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