Okay, This is More Serious Than You Becoming a Socialist

I know some of you just do not understand the economics of the present US situation, so we are going to change the subject for this blog-

I know many of you are stuck at home, working at home, have been sent home, whatever.....And several people have suggested you spend all the free time " having sex."

Trouble is, the country is running short of condoms.

I know some of you are "on the pill" some have IUDs, some other forms of birth control, but please, please, I read this from someone on ( of all the places) a men's clothing site.

They were serious, they were going to use the old " Pull & Pray"( Or as it was called when I was in college, "Pull & Spray") method. ( They called it withdrawal.)

I know more people who used that method who now have new names.

"Mom and Dad..."

I wonder how many kids we are going to have in December, January?