I may need to change my firearms for opening the door here at the Compound....I may need to either put a 15 round semi-auto by the door, or buy that Charter Arms with 7 shots.....
So, the back door knocked.
People just don't come to the Compound, that whole, Monastic, hermitage ideology here.....
So, about 11:45am 3 people came knocking on the "kitchen" door.
I open the door with a revolver in my hand.....
They'd been sent by someone from Buna to get married.
I asked they in and they declined, so, I suggested the back porch and they agreed. After I put them on the porch I slipped into the house for " My Marrying Book" and put on some "adult pants. "
Seriously, might have been a my smoothest wedding ever. I am guessing they either " anteloped" or it was some sort of a shotgun situation. I am guessing 20s for both. Her brother was with them, thus my suspicions.
Normally I mail the license, but they asked if I would fill it out as they were going by the courthouse " As they left town."
And she was in charge. I gathered the entire deal was her idea. She even gave me a C-Note and asked " Is this enough?" I told her, "Plenty."
Please Bunaites and others, if you are sending someone by, let me know so I do not shoot them.....I think I've said this.....
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