Thursday, September 3, 2020

You Know, May as Well Step on Some Toes

 So, I have seen this meme 3 times now in which it shows a man with a " Dad body" having sex in the "missionary position" with a women. The man is laying flat on top of the women, pretty much squashing her in the act. 

It is basically an excuse why women do not like dad bods. 

Well, if you were a guy, dad body or not, in that position, you shouldn't be laying on top of your woman like a dead flounder, pretty much using her a a glorified masturbation tool. 

If a guy dad bod or not cared, he would not be laying on her, but instead should be holding himself above her so he can look her in the eye, and being able to kiss her during the act. Don't act like we are all the same.

And why is that one position pointed out? Did the Kama Sutra has 64 position, 7 of which you should know. ( Don't ask.....And don't say the Kama Sutra is evil because it comes from Buddhism) 

Look, if you don't want to date a fat guy just admit it. If you like fat guys admit it. No one is putting a gun to your head and saying you got to screw a fat guy.

There are a number of ladies who gain a few pounds after children, age, whatever and they still like to ride like a cowgirl. 

And most guys with the lady generally will say this....

Giddy-Up.....

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