Was looking hard at a white suit.
Yes, a white suit.
I'd look like a lawyer from New Orleans or Mobile.....Or perhaps Memphis in the Summer.
I already have a light blue seersucker suit...this would just top me off.
There would be people who would be convinced I was a homosexual.
Wearing white, I'd be tempted to say the following.....
" I'm terribly sorry, I've always been a creeper."
" A gentlemen needs to know the difference between velvet and velveteen."
" My Lord, this humid November weather gives me the horribles."
" I've been sitting here for 45 years."
" A gentleman must always dress for dinner."
" I need a window seat, because this window is wilting."
" I'm a bit peckish, I believe I'll call room service for some étouffée....."
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