Now, We Know What You've Been Doing

 You know, I often wonder what the hell these " Think Tanks" and universities do with their "Gubmint" grant money....

Here is an example of money " used."

It seems there has been a study to see how often single people have been masturbating during the lock-down.....

It seems 37% of single people are "pulling the pud", "flicking the bean " at least 3 times a day. 

And of the remainder, the amount of masturbation has "risen. "

I'm glad some of you found a hobby. 

Heck it seems that during the pandemic, 25% of people have slept with a non-romantic roommate.( As the old Crosby, Stills, & Nash song said, " If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.")

With all this  " Spanking the Monkey " and "Auditioning the Finger Puppets" some are saying that they've been able to give themselves " The best orgasm they ever had." 

And now that we are slowly coming out of  coming out of the shutdown, many of these people doing all this "Jackin' and Jillin' Off" are afraid they won't be able to " have regular sex."

Don't worry, it's just like "Riding a Bike."