I May Need to Take Some of You Out to the Cuss Porch.....

 So, I am minding my own business when I come across this story on one of the many sites I read. 

It's one in which it tell what is being searched on various sites. And minding my own business, I see what you are searching on "Porn Hub."

Yes, for those of you unfamiliar with the site, yes, that is what the site generally is...

Now me, I expected "Elves" to be the number one Christmas related "porn" look up.....I figured girls dressed as elves.

No, up by a whopping 500%, the most searched item was....Mrs. Claus.

I don't know if you have a fantasy to slip up to the North Pole while Santa Claus is on his " Appointed rounds"  got some sort of grandma fetish or just what? 

I don't know.......some of y'all are just nasty.....