Monday, March 28, 2022

Feck 'Em I'm Done

 Or should be. 

Had an absolute rodeo of a wedding this weekend. I don't want to know how much the bride's mom and dad spent for this mess not to occur. 

No, not ex-students, but they approached me for the couple to do the wedding. 

The bride became such a bridezilla, the groom came to his senses at the last moment to call it off. I was literally dressed going to the rehearsal when it was called. 

Not the first time this has happened, but after I was sent 3 different wedding vows, how they want 'odd-ball' stuff, well, I was ready to get out of it for my personal sanity. 

In the end, I am glad "they" called it off, but you know, there are a ton of other people involved. 

This is why I am a huge fan of "small" weddings and eloping. You really want to live with someone, well, "forever" as the vows says, all this ancillary stuff is just crap. 

I am close to de-frocking myself after this past weeks rodeo. 

Spend the money on a new house. 

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