One of My Favorite Jokes

In the light of the events occurring in Arlington, Texas, I am reminded of one of my favorite jokes.

So, a local coach is in a before school inservice and the Inservice Instructor asked the following question to the local coach.

Inservice Instructor: " Coach, who won the Civil War?" 

Coach sat and thought for a minute and then all of a sudden the answer came to him.

Local Coach: " Newton, 55 to nuthin'!" 

I got stuff to answer to in the hereafter.....