Where is Fat Boy?

So, long time readers of this and the original 'The Govteach' know I like to keep up with antics of the Dictator of North Korea and what lunacy he has going on.

Well, Kim Jung Un has disappeared. ( AKA Fat Boy.)

Has he died after heart surgery? Is he in a vegetative state? Is he at his beach front home living sealed  to avoid Covid-19 with a personal chef and 25 hookers?Has his massive consumption of cheese caused constipation so bad, he's being "hosed out" at an unnamed location?

 There’s been panic buying in the N. Korean capital, with locals stocking up on everything from laundry detergent and rice to electronics to liquor. They started snapping up all imported products first, but in the last few days there’s been a run on domestically produced items too, like canned fish and cigarettes.

This however is not the first time rumors of the death of a N. Korean dictator were just that, rumors.  is grandfather and father were " killed off" by the Western media before either actually passed away.

But there is no obvious male heir to Kim Jong Un. He’s believed to have one son but he’s still a baby. He has an older brother, who was reportedly passed over for being “effeminate.” And an uncle, his father’s half brother who had been ambassador in Eastern Europe — a sort of cushy exile for almost four decades until he was recently recalled to Pyongyang.

Many are saying his sister might be next in line.  A hateful sourpuss who makes any English teacher you may have had look like Mother Theresa.....But in Confucian teaching a female leader is a no-no.....

So, I wonder......

Maybe they'll tear themselves a part and the youth start to demand Kia's to drive and Playstations?

I don't know. We will have to wait and see if "Fat Boy " is still with us...