I Can't Keep Up

 Seriously, I cannot keep up....And to be honest, I am not going to even try. 

I no longer know who is married to whom, who is dating whom. 

So, if I ask about your " ex" don't get all bent out of shape like a person I was speaking to did at the store earlier last week.. 

I've been married for 40 years in August and I can't see a reason why anyone in their right mind would want to " start over." 

There's no one else I want to screw....seriously. And getting a divorce is often cause by you playing "slap and tickle" with someone you are not married to. 

I'm just saying here.