Jerry, Jerry, Jerry

 No, not Coach Mac. 

The Rt. Rev. Jerry Falwell Jr. 

You just knew this guy was up to "no good."

It seems that The Rt. Rev. Falwell watched another man have sex with his wife for a number of years. 

What the hell?

Now, I am one that believes that whatever people do to one another behind closed doors well, go for it.....BUT

 Bringing a 3rd party in to screw your wife so you can watch and get your jollies? No, this is not going to end well.  I don't understand watching someone else having intercourse with your significant other. 

Now, I defended the Falwell's when pictures of her in lingerie emerged. They were meant to be private and anything online, even hidden isn't always so.  Look, ministers need to have sex. It's why we Protestants allow our clergy to marry. It is why I think the Catholic Church should allow their clergy to marry. ( A thousand years ago the Catholic Church allowed their priests to marry. It was a business decision why they stopped them from marrying. I'll write a long blog on it one day.)

But you know, there is certain conduct expected of ministers. There is certain conduct expected of teachers. If you can't do that code of conduct, you need to find another job......Especially clergy, if you've been preaching to people about their sexual activity. 

Take that plank out of your own eye.

The "Govteach" Gets Letters!!!!!

 In the last few days I have received a number of PMs, emails concerning the blog.....Here are some excerpts.

" Speaking on your sex with kids..............Have you seen the Cuties movie that is supposed to be on Netflix next month?"

- Eleven year old girls twerking? Short, shorts? I'm sure I'll write a blog on it later. Those damn French. But watch it? A big pass.

" Did you actually listen to Cardi B?" 

- I watched the video. Not my type of "beat" as the kids say, the girls were a Rubenesque once again proving that what is old, is new again. 

" I thought WAP" was a racist term for Itlians. "

- That is 'WOP.' It comes from the South Italian term guappo or " dandy " and is pronounced wah-po in the Southern Italian dialect. Younger Italian workers would call each other playfully guappo. And to the Anglo ear it sounded like " Wop" and eventually was used as a derogatory term for Italians.  ( It doesn't mean "without papers")

If you're going to be a racist, learn the terms and use them correctly. Especially when your racist ass goes after East Asians.  

" Why don't you post what you're listening to every morning?" 

- I don't listen to music EVERY morning. 

" When you going to write on the election?"

- I'm trying to avoid it. Might write the week thereof.....Or not....Too much like work. 

 

Cardi B " Controversy?"

 So, there are members of the " Right Wing" all upset about the "sexual " suggestiveness of Cardi B's latest musical release. 

It of course is the song, " WAP" of course referring to a female " Being glad to see you."  

One the the Right's talking heads even saying, it wasn't possible.....He'd ask his wife if it was a " thing" and she, according to her, isn't. ( BTW- The wife is allegedly a doctor.......All I could think was , you just don't " do it" for her do you?)

Don't get me wrong, I have conservative tendencies, especially concerning firearms. 

Another talking head was all upset about the "downfall" of American youth through this music. 

You know, all I could think of was....Do you know what your grandparents listened to back in the 70s? 

I have this CD in my player in my vehicle right now....( Yes, I still use CDs I'm stuck about 1990 with some of my musical technology.)

Led Zep IV

And of course the song I listen to more than all others.....

Black Dog

The lyrics include. 

Hey, hey mama said the way you move
Gon' make you sweat, gon' make you groove
Ah ah child way ya shake that thing
Gon' make you burn, gon' make you sting
Hey, hey baby when you walk that way
Watch your honey drip, I can't keep away

 

"Gon' make you burn, gon' make you sting"

 

" Watch your honey drip, I can't keep away"

 

Come on man.....What's old is new again....And guys, I HOPE you can get your women " going."

 

The kids will turn out alright. 

Scr*wing Your Students

 So, we are not even a week into school and a local district here in Orange County already has an employee on " paid administrative leave" for allegedly having an inappropriate relationship with a student. 

I hope for the sake of employee they are innocent. 

That said, this blog is pretty much for teachers. 

Don't be fuckin' your kids this year......Literally. ( Grades, well, some of them deserve whatever they make)

I am amazed at the people who are willing to risk their career, their family, marriages just to " hump" a teenage cutie. 

I spent 30+ years of my life with 16, 17, 18 year old honeys and did everything in my power to avoid them, and I'll be honest, some of you scared me. 

Hell, why do you thinking the " Cuss Porch" had massive plate glass windows? 

Why do you think when I had a female student alone in my class, the door was always open? 

Don't be diddling your students.....Who do you think you are? The Catholic Church? The Boy Scouts?

It's 2020. People are more 'open' today. Find someone your own age to smash. 

Hate to quote Pink Floyd, but....."Hey teachers, leave those kids alone."

What the Hell Happened?

 I woke up this morning. Yes, it was 4am, but I get up between 4-5am anyway. 

I am 63 years old today. I look in the mirror and I see and old man....A really old man.

But, it's better than the alternative. 

My wife gave me two big bags of homemade chocolate chip cookies she made and a Leonid and Friends CD...Anyone who really knows me knows, I love chocolate chip cookies. I'll fight you for them cookies.  

Thanks to everyone for the birthday well wishes. I am hoping for a few more birthdays before I go on to whatever is next. 

Someone wrote on their timeline on Facebook " If anyone wants to give them a birthday gift, I'd like..."

Likewise, I'll take airline tickets to Europe...... :)

A Clusterfuck

 I am stealing this from the Univ. of North Carolina's newspaper. This is what they are saying about the re-opening of the Univ. of North Carolina. They are already going to online classes for all undergraduates. A massive Covid outbreak on campus. 

I am trying to keep from cussing so much on here, but the got damn situation is calling for it. Yes, Got Damn. Makes it sound worse. 

I say this as I and I am paraphrasing here, "I keep hear about illness and rumors of illness."

Apparently, the Evadale ISD sent people home this afternoon, due to a person becoming ill with the Covid in that district. 

This is after 2 employees of another district near and dear to my heart are said to be ill with the 'virus.'

This all being kept for the media. 

Someone from one of the districts posted " We need to not panic, but instead pray."

Yeah, I believe in prayer.......I also believe in science. And common sense.

 I wonder. If one kid dies is it worth it?  

It's going to be a " First Class Clusterfuck."

 

Remainder of 2020

 I am going to try and make some predictions for the remainder of 2020....Some of the predictions will be silly, some serious....Please, no waging on which is which.

August-

-There will be 3 to 7 named storms in the Gulf.( August to end of season) I am staying except for a Cat. 5. May just lash myself to the big sweetgum tree that has made it through all the other storms, and play a Lt. Dan and cuss all deities, including all 33 million gods in Hinduism. 

-I will survive another birthday

Sept-

-Worst "love bug" season in a decade

- I will not watch a football game this year. I no longer give a damn who wins or loses. 

- Some schools go back online, more than expected

- Hotter than normal Sept. 

Oct-

-We finally get a meaningful cold front.

- Halloween which is normally the second largest holiday in America will lose 50% of their normal sales of items.

- The economy is still poor

- I will start training to become an opera singer. 

- I have a couple of major weddings to perform, one of which, I am actually anxious about

Nov-

- I am very serious here. Be prepared. The election probably will not be decided that night( Nov. 3). It might be days.....perhaps weeks before we learn who won.....At least 50% of the population will be unhappy with the result, and I dread what will happen next. ( I am going to write a blog on this topic soon.)

- I am afraid Covid will return for a serious second act.

- Thanksgiving will different. A shortage of turkeys, cranberries, cornbread dressing. The only thing that will be in abundance will be fruit salad and that got damn green bean casserole. I wouldn't feed that casserole stuff to Mattison, Bunky or Tara...

Dec-

-Everyone will be ready for this year to end

- Santa won't leave the North Pole

- This holiday season will sound the "death knell" for major retailers. JCP, Sears.....Others will be hurt. There will be a decrease in holiday spending again, around 40%.

- During the holidays we will have our first major arctic cold front in year.  A pipe buster, with it staying below freezing for several days. 

Seriously, I am ready for 2021....We got to hope for something better...